prompt: tabloidesque

Hello there. There's nothing to see here. Just keep your eyes to the front, please. There's never anything exciting in this room, because, you see, there's never anybody here. So just please keep shuffling forward, make your way through that tiny door at the far end, if you will. Once you've made your way through you will find what you are looking for. That's right, ladies and gentlemen, just keep moving forward and all answers will be revealed. Pay no mind to what's beside you, or behind you; they can offer you nothing. Please ignore, as well, those before you. A neatly as you please, make your way quickly to the small door. Please, just keep moving forward.